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Tell Me You Didn’t Just Say That: 8 Pinoy Brand Slogans That Require a Spit-Take

  • Posted on Jan 28, 2016Jan 28, 2016
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Tell Me You Didn’t Just Say That: 8 Pinoy Brand Slogans That Require a Spit-Take

4. Whisper: Have a happy period!

 

Who does this? Who wishes “have a happy period” on someone else without a hint of irony? Sometimes, I wonder if Kim Chiu’s agent hates her, considering the horrible commercials and endorsements she’s had over the years.

Possible creative brief received from client: “Guys, we want to make that time of the month fun. How do we do it?”


3. Avida: Dito na tayo forever.

 

We want the people to know that Avida is where you’ll always stay. Wait. Didn’t Eternal Gardens try this exact same thing? What are they trying to imply about living people staying someplace forever? This sounds like an ominous premise for a slasher flick.

3 Pinoy Brand Slogans That Required a Spit TakeBDito na tayo. FOREVER.

Possible creative brief received from client: “O. Alam ko may restraining order ka dun sa stalker mo, pero may deadline ka pa. Can you finish this pitch by tonight? Thanks!”

2. Napoleon Brandy: Nakatikim ka na ba ng 15 anos?

2 Pinoy Brand Slogans That Required a Spit Take

Via reddit.com

This slogan defies any sort of explanation. Do we really need to promote statutory rape just to sell frigging brandy?

Possible creative brief received from client: “Hik. Alak pa, pare. Ano, may slogan ka na bang naisip?”

1. Clover Chips: Lover ng Clover, may Clover finger!

 

What were they thinking?! Damned if I know. Why would anyone want to get Clover fingered? Isn’t that shit unsanitary?!?

1 Pinoy Brand Slogans That Required a Spit Take

Via ytimg.com

No. Please don’t explain this one to me.

Possible creative brief received from client: “Hik, pare. Ayos yung slogan mo para sa Napoleon Brandy. Gawa ka naman para sa Clover Chips!

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0 Pinoy Brand Slogans That Required a Spit Take
Contrary to what the article is insinuating, I’m almost sure the ones who made this campaign knew exactly what they’re doing.

Unfortunately, this is clearly not a Filipino campaign, so we just have to let it be.

 

What other crazy slogans have you encountered? Share the laughs with us by leaving a comment below!

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