How to Celebrate Christmas During a Zombie Apocalypse

4. Remembering the Birth of Christ

Remember the reason why Christmas exists…and pray so damn hard that He comes again soon so the world will just end then and there.

3. Waiting for Santa Claus

Wait patiently. Santa Claus is possibly your only sleigh ticket out of this nightmare and to winter wonderland where there’s no other human in sight that could infect you. Unless the zombies get to Santa Claus first. Then, by all means, shoot him in the head.

2. Being Generous to the Less Fortunate

In this situation, technically you’re one of the less fortunate who have to suffer through this epidemic. So yes, you can be more generous to your own self. Just don’t forget to sing “Thank you, thank you, ang babait ninyo, thank you!” to yourself.

1. Dealing with Nosy Relatives

Sacrifice them to the undead.

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