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ChizPoe? 8 More Cringe-Worthy Political Tandems We Want to See

  • Posted on Sep 18, 2015Feb 16, 2021
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ChizPoe? 8 More Cringe-Worthy Political Tandems We Want to See

It’s been a crazy week for politics. VP BInay got roasted during his forum in UPLB. Senator Grace Poe announced her presidential bid. Her running mate? Senator Chiz Escudero.

The time to vote for our nation’s next leaders inches closer and closer. Some of us aren’t exactly hyped, given our voting choices. That didn’t stop Kevin Van Sulitas from coming up with funny political tandems the country deserves, but not the one it needs right now. As we said before, there’s plenty of room for hilarious tandems, and Mr. Sulitas just gave us more cringe-worthy and pun-ny gifts. Tandems like:

 

8. Grace Poe and Bongbong Marcos


Because it’s now the –ber months and para sa masarap na simbang gabi.

 


7. Migz Zubiri and Franklin Drilon


Para sa isang malinis na eleksyon.

 

6. Kiko Pangilinan and Lito Lapid


Para wala nang gutom at payat na botante.

Also, you wouldn’t want to mess with Lito Lapid. The man defies laws of physics.

Mess with Lito, and you’ll need a…

5. Lito Lapid and Loren Legarda


Vote wisely. If you don’t, you’ll end up six feet under.

 

4. Sonny Angara and Leila De Lima


Para sa maliwanag na hinaharap ng bansa.

 


3. Gringo Honasan and Grace Poe


Ang marumi at corrupt, dapat POENASAN.

 

2. Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Leila De Lima


A take-no-nonsense tandem who’ll defend the country.

 

1. Rodrigo Duterte and Antonio Trillanes III


Otherwise known as TriTerte. For a no-BS approach to governance.

Sidenote:

The country needs all the help it can get.

 

How about you, got any political tandem you’d like to see? Put your pun pants on and let us know in the comments! Don’t forget to like Kevin Van Sulitas’ corny and witty jokes on Facebook!  


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