The time to vote for our nation’s next leaders inches closer and closer. Some of us aren’t exactly hyped, given our voting choices. That didn’t stop Kevin Van Sulitas from coming up with funny political tandems the country deserves, but not the one it needs right now. As we said before, there’s plenty of room for hilarious tandems, and Mr. Sulitas just gave us more cringe-worthy and pun-ny gifts. Tandems like:
8. Grace Poe and Bongbong Marcos
Because it’s now the –ber months and para sa masarap na simbang gabi.
7. Migz Zubiri and Franklin Drilon
Para sa isang malinis na eleksyon.
6. Kiko Pangilinan and Lito Lapid
Para wala nang gutom at payat na botante.
Also, you wouldn’t want to mess with Lito Lapid. The man defies laws of physics.
Mess with Lito, and you’ll need a…
5. Lito Lapid and Loren Legarda
Vote wisely. If you don’t, you’ll end up six feet under.
4. Sonny Angara and Leila De Lima
Para sa maliwanag na hinaharap ng bansa.
3. Gringo Honasan and Grace Poe
Ang marumi at corrupt, dapat POENASAN.
2. Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Leila De Lima
A take-no-nonsense tandem who’ll defend the country.
1. Rodrigo Duterte and Antonio Trillanes III
Otherwise known as TriTerte. For a no-BS approach to governance.
The country needs all the help it can get.
How about you, got any political tandem you’d like to see? Put your pun pants on and let us know in the comments! Don’t forget to like Kevin Van Sulitas’ corny and witty jokes on Facebook!