8 Tweets That Prove Teddy “Boy” Locsin is Perfect As UN Ambassador
Recently, one of the firebrands of Philippine journalism, Teddy ‘Boy’ Locsin was appointed as the new Philippine ambassador to the United Nations. This is a position that requires nothing but the best in tact, savviness and clarity, and we’re pretty certain Teddy Boy Locsin is up to the task. In fact, we have all the tweets to prove it! Here now are 8 tweets that display our Ambassador Locsin’s expert-level diplomacy.
8.
War on drugs is of such existential importance it cannot be weakened or compromised by a loose mouth. So zip it. We got a lotta kills to go.
— Teddy Locsin Jr. (@teddyboylocsin) September 16, 2016
Here, we start things off with our ambassador ably communicating the government’s plan for the next few years! It’s a numbers game, you see, so we have to get going.
7.
Girl, 11 months, snatched from mum’s bed and raped for 2 hours https://t.co/gNzr0whRal via @MailOnline MY GOD, WHAT IS IT WITH THESE HINDUS.
— Teddy Locsin Jr. (@teddyboylocsin) September 14, 2016
Hindus, amIrght?
6.
Muslims, amIright?
5.
Goodbye Ukraine, not to mention EU. https://t.co/zVHTBKCWTI
— Teddy Locsin Jr. (@teddyboylocsin) September 14, 2016
I guess it’s pretty clear who we’re going to help out if World War III ever came.
Putin’s ina!
4.
@teddyboylocsin I can only refer to the public statement of Asec. Ramon Cualoping III, who works under Sec. Martin Andanar.
— Manuel L. Quezon III (@mlq3) September 12, 2016
This gives new meaning to the term “motherf’er.
3.
If I am negotiating with China and it plays hardball, threatening my country, and I make utot…I doubt they’ll notice.
— Teddy Locsin Jr. (@teddyboylocsin) September 9, 2016
Hey, at least, he won’t hand us over to China, right?
2.
THE BEST INAUGURAL SINCE CORY’S AND IT IS IN ENGLISH. ANO SAY NIYO? FUCK YOU ALL.
— Teddy Locsin Jr. (@teddyboylocsin) June 30, 2016
Now, now, before we get hasty about this, you need to ask, what does he mean when he says “you all?” Who is he giving the FU treatment to? Apparently, he really represents us well, because he’s just as difficult to decipher as the guy who appointed him.
1.
@ohwellmawel Putangina mo unggoy, people like me created this country. In Spanish and in English.
— Teddy Locsin Jr. (@teddyboylocsin) April 24, 2016
We can only hope for this kind of tact once TBL represents us on the UN floor.
Oh you know this list is not enough, so do tell us about the tweets we missed out on that should be here!
