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Crazy Funny Pinoy Store Names That Will Make Your Day

  • Posted on Sep 27, 2019Jan 18, 2021
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  • Kyzia Maramara
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When it comes to jokes, no one can top the creative and hilarious minds of Filipinos. We can crack a joke about anything under the sun, even at the expense of our own misery. So it’s not a surprise that business-minded Filipinos used their God-given wit to great use and thought up witty business names that will definitely stick on their consumer’s minds. Have a laugh at some of the few karts and stalls we found.

Jollubot

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And meet Jollubot’s official mascot:

Via Source

Mukhang may pinagdadaanan si Jollibee.

 


Siogo

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Siomai and SOGO (like a weird version of “Pasko Paksiw”) are shaking. Dahil mahal kita, may Siogo ka pag-uwi.

 

Itlog ni Daniel

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We’re scared to know what that “ATBP..” sign means. More of what?

 

Mamawag

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The dentist’s office itself will side with you when you tell your mom you don’t want to visit.

 

Mangogoolat

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From the funny shocked animal logo to a menu that would make you chuckle (Goolat na Goolat Mango Graham Ice Cream Float), you’ll want to order from this stall. And possibly buy a franchise.

 

Antoks

You don’t have to have hundreds of thousands to start a business or even be a whiz at it. You just have to have a funny business name, and the staple Pinoy fried chicken and you’re good to go.

 

Nak Nam Fu Cha


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Tea Ngeneng (Perl Milk Tea), Wintengeneng (Wintermelon), and Okinawang Ina (Okinawa) are just some of the witty drinks you can order from Nak Nam Fu Cha.

 

Dutertea

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And last but not the least, the new favorite hangout of DDS!

 

Know other hilariously named businesses? Share it with us in the comments section!


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Kyzia spends most of her time capturing the world around her through photos, paragraphs, and playlists. She is constantly on the hunt for the perfect chocolate chip cookie, and a great paperback thriller to pair with it.

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