I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I have grown to despise “that time of the month'” primarily because 1) I fall victim to my own mood swings, 2) I end up wanting to put all of the foods in my mouf, 3) There are no words for the discomfort and occasional crippling pain, and 4) Having feelings is gross. In the spirit of not giving in to the tidal wave of estrogen (and staving off impulsive, future-crazy-catlady behavior), here are a couple of ways to survive your pre, post, or poreber menstrual syndrome. Ladies, consider, and guys, listen up:
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Don’t forget to do this with slippers on, because a Lego in your foot’s tender underside is not going to help the situation.
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Okay, okay! I just want an excuse to do it. If the rumors are true, at least we’ll lose weight to counteract the bloating!
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Your crotch will thank you for the comfort, and you’ll thank yourself for the self-love.
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Sweet, sweet revenge! Just kidding. But just thinking about all the pretty, shiny things you’d buy makes you feel better, right? In case your self-control is nonexistent and you end up doing this, look on the bright side: You can always plead temporary insanity!
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Go on. You deserve to feel better about yourself. Get vicious!
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At first (because your body is, quite literally, ready) you’ll probably be all “Aww what a cute baby omg I can’t wait to have kids!” I’ll give you 15 minutes tops before you start to want to run out of there screaming.
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The real therapy here is watching sad movies (because catharsis) but hey, if you multitask at least you’ll get something done!
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What did it ever do for you anyway?
What are your favorite ways to relieve your PMS? Share your secrets in the comments below!
