Hell, even Christmas songs aren’t even safe from our WTF interpretations. And no, we’re not talking about when Vilma Santos sang “I sow mommy keezing Santa Klows.”
So in the spirit of the holidays, here are just some Christmas tunes we keep mishearing. Take it away, Rudolph!
The Actual Lyrics: “Deck the halls with boughs of holly”
Holly bras actually sound pretty awesome
The Actual Lyrics: “Joy to the world/the Lord has come
It would be awesome if the Lord gave the gift of gum. Such a priceless commodity.
The Actual Lyrics: “With a corncob pipe and a button nose”
Frosty knows how to get turnt and party.
The Actual Lyrics: “Ang sanhi po ng pagparito”
Hey, frying up some munchies for the holidays is not a bad idea. What’s annoying are those carolers who start caroling as early as mid-November and relentlessly knock on your door to ask for money. Get the hell out of my house. And get a job.
The Actual Lyrics: “he’s making a list and checking it twice”
Santa bringing the gift of Singapore’s national dish along with gifts sounds awesome. Such a class act, that Santa.
The Actual Lyrics: “Where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow”
Remember when we said Santa was a class act? Scratch that. He’s a fuhrer. What a jerkoff.
The Actual Lyrics: “All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names”
Olive seems like such a dick. It’s Christmas for f*ck’s sakes. No wonder Santa didn’t use him/her for his sleigh. #stopreindeerbullying #allreindeermatter
The Actual Lyrics: Round yon virgin, mother and child
Let’s not make a person’s skin color an issue. Christmas is for everyone.
How about you? Got any favorite and/or cringe-worthy misinterpreted Christmas carol? Sound off in the comments!