If you’re a Filipino Swiftie, you know that Taylor Swift has a number of “endearing” nicknames Filo fans have bestowed upon her. There’s Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Dimagiba Swift, for one. A compilation of names that sound like she grew up on the streets of Malate, Manila as a Chinese garter champion. She’s also fondly called Kulot and Blondie for her iconic head of hair. In other words, we love the Artist of the Decade so much we’re showing our love through our unique humor. After she released Red (Taylor’s Version), the fandom went into a frenzy and brought a new trend to life. Check out Pinoy versions of Taylor Swift as told by her fans.
Stay, stay, stay? Nope!
As Ruffa Mae Quinto would say, “Towdow na towh, Taylor!”
Shake it off?
POV: Taylor Batumbakal as a host for It’s Showtime
Pictured: Glyza De Castro’s Pirena channeling Taylor Swift Speak Now era.
That Pinoy version snake doesn’t have to bite you to kill you. Just one look is enough for a heart attack!
22 rotations around the sun
Heaven Peralejo recently celebrated her 22nd birthday and of course, like everyone celebrating that age, she quoted 22. However, when she added her caption “22 rotations around the sun,” scientists were quick to point out that it’s actually “revolutions.” Yikes.
Sinong mas angat? Sinong mas sikat?
Alternate caption: Dysmenorrhea.
POV: You’re exploring the wrong enchanted forest.
Bonus: Dear John (Pinoy ver.)
While you’re waiting for Speak Now (Taylor’s Version), you can stream Dear Jonel. Get the link in the deep web or something.