It is the Year 2020 and we’re all decent human beings who are, as of the moment, highly motivated and inspired to do just about anything. But the weeks leading up to the New Year, while ugly, was nothing short of… amazing. Prepare to see Filipinos being, well, Filipinos.
Behold, one of the staple food during the holidays:
Would you like your fruit salad in a drawer?
SCENARIO: You asking your mom if you have any fruit salad left and she would say “Tignan mo sa unang drawer, wag sa pangalawa kasi may ube ‘dun.”
Or how about in a smaller one?
Only my grandma would put her fruit salad in a small plastic drawer pic.twitter.com/2OenpANRJS
— France (@mariaxfrancesca) December 26, 2015
For take outs, you know.
And speaking of take outs!
This is a handy trick for macaroni salads and shanghai rolls too. This is actually a genius trick because now no one will suspect you have a hidden stash of fruit salad inside that Axion container.
In a Boysen bucket
Since it looks like relatives from all sides of the family will be joining that reunion, you might need to improvise.
In a drum
In case you need to feed the entire barangay.
All the Uniqlo enthusiasts out there
Since you received all those Uniqlo gifts last Christmas, why not put them to good use?
You are what you eat
I can’t even explain this one.
Bonus: The sibling that used a Morphe makeup brush for barbecuing
Makeup enthusiasts will know the pain. That sibling better hold on to his sneakers because who knows, he might step on dog poop the next day.
See anything weird lately? Share it with us in the comments!