It’s almost been a month since the enhanced community quarantine started, and things have gotten plenty weird. While we pine for the day this is all over, for the meantime, let’s laugh at some of the weirdest things on the internet.
Bush Man
When you need to go out, you gotta get creative. One person from the UK dressed up as bushes to escape from his/her homes during the lockdown. No one knows where the two were going and if they were caught by the police, guess they just really can’t stay at home.
Finally, Some Privacy
Giant pandas Ying Ying and Le Le succeeded in a natural mating, @Ocean_Park has announced. “We hope to bear wonderful pregnancy news to Hong Kongers this year and make further contributions to the conservation of this vulnerable species,” the park’s Michael Boos said. pic.twitter.com/yJCpCdVHeK
— Hong Kong Free Press (@HongKongFP) April 6, 2020
A male and female panda from a Hong Kong zoo finally started mating after the zoo’s many failed attempts to get them together. The zoo has been trying to make the two mate since 2010, and after ten years the two finally did it! Guess they just needed a little privacy after all.
The Purge
Citizens from Crowley, Louisiana was surprised to hear the movie The Purge’s siren during the curfew alarm for the city. The city’s police chief said that he wasn’t aware that the siren was used in The Purge and apologized for the mistake.
Lamb Playground
These cute little lambs were spotted using a playground in Preston, Lancashire. We can’t blame them for taking advantage of the only time they could have the playground all to themselves.
Squirrel Sanctuary
https://youtu.be/Gimfz-GC1js
Since people are all stuck in their homes, squirrels in the United States are taking over all the major parks in the country. These cute little animals were spotted running around and enjoying all the time they have for themselves before humans come out after the quarantine.
Dubredo Fan Fic
YO WHAT THE FUK DID YOU JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND
Posted by Homer Adrian on Tuesday, April 7, 2020
Proof that people are really bored these days…
For The Love Of Cigarettes
One man from France was so desperate for a smoke that he attempted to trek to Spain to get them. Unfortunately, he ended up getting lost in the mountains. Eventually, officers found the man tired and cold after falling in a stream.
Penis Pasta
Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots.
Here’s my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍 pic.twitter.com/MReUfD4ZW6— Rachel (@OpenMindMH) March 27, 2020
Because of the quarantine, people are now starting to order penis-shaped pasta since after hoarders emptied the shelves of regular, non-phallic fare. It also came with a complimentary adult magazine — dinner and entertainment!
What’s the weirdest news you’ve heard this week? Tell us below!
