Swifties Unearth Travis Kelce’s Old Tweets and It’s Giving Big Himbo Energy (In the Best Way)
Nov 21, 2023   •   Kyzia Maramara
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Nov 21, 2023   •   Kyzia Maramara
Taylor Swift’s new beau Travis Kelce isn’t any different from us normies, if his 13-year-old tweets are anything to go by. Swifties recently dug up the NFL superstar’s old posts and it’s giving “big himbo energy.” Many are convinced Swift has never dated anyone better. Here are the funniest Travis Kelce tweets that the world deserves to know of.
travis kelce is experiencing the most positive possible version of the internet digging up your tweets from 2011
— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) November 16, 2023
taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?
travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread pic.twitter.com/VSqRoG2TcY
— veronica (@folklorexcvi) November 15, 2023
Starting off strong with arguably the best ancient tweet of them all — Kelce’s fascination for a “squirle (squirrel) straight up smashing a peice (piece) of bread.” This is but the start of Kelce’s hilariously endearing spelling errors.
Travis Kelce has to be first person to have his reputation *improved* when we found his tweets from ten years ago https://t.co/TCthoypVch
— Ben (@defenestr8rboi) November 20, 2023
Look, Kelce even vibes to the same songs we love. The icing on top of the already funny tweet is how he quoted the lyrics and begged to be shocked like an electric “eal.” Swifties conclude he must’ve been asleep during English class to misspell an easy word like that.
How did he fly under our collective radar for all these years? https://t.co/SZHPAJ8sHn
— John Green (@sportswithjohn) November 16, 2023
Peak comedy, we daresay. Twelve years later, this man has hosted Saturday Night Live twice. It even looks like he has a future in comedy if he retires as the Kansas City Chiefs’ tight end.
karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me https://t.co/W8Oslllxkk
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) November 16, 2023
If he’s not tweeting about his studies or misspelling animals, Kelce is gushing about his love for fast food. He sure knew how to end the day with a bang — a Taco Bell order and “hitting everyone up.”
Good Taylor finally found someone who’s been to therapy https://t.co/Ha6UKCEi79
— court ✰ (@ttwaswift) November 15, 2023
No one can come between 2011 Kelce’s love for “Chipolte.” Swifties dug up several tweets that proved the Mexican chain restaurant was a staple in his diet. His (once again) misspelling even inspired Chipotle’s Kansas City branch to temporarily change its name to “Chipolte.” Kelce from twelve years ago is an icon!
gatekeeping this one this is MY killatrav tweet pic.twitter.com/a8bdigljgF
— kimani (@onthattightrope) November 15, 2023
Here, we find Kelce tweeting about a basic human need — nap time. And if you haven’t found anything in common with him yet, this one is sure to hit the nail on the head.
I get it. https://t.co/0b9FUJAiFB
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) November 15, 2023
Vibing to the “scenary” while admiring the moon (and maybe posting a few blurry photos of it) was a rite of passage for 20-something-year-olds. Who knows, maybe Kelce even sported the Justin Bieber haircut and constantly yelled “This is not a phase, mom!”
Okay Travis Bowery!!!
— ray (Taylor’s Version) (@rayymorgenstern) November 15, 2023
Many might fondly call Kelce a himbo but we all know underneath his goofy exterior, he’s one intelligent man. Proof:
sooo this teacher tried to call on me in class like i wasnt paying attention, well i was and i didnt fold under preasure, DUB
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) November 9, 2009
Which hilarious Travis Kelce tweet do you resonate with the most? Share it with us in the comments!
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