Yay Wednesday: Matalinong Halloween Costume Edition

Gone are the days where Slutty Nurses topped the charts for Halloween costumes. Sure, these Slutty Nurses still exist as classics, but homo sapiens, ever-evolving, have added their own brand of humor to the costume game—even referencing memes and big pop culture moments. In the Philippines alone, there are thousands of ideas to choose from, and since Halloween is a celebration observing all things scary, why not go beyond the ghosts and the murderers?

Scary bills

Hindi lang ako yung natakot, pati wallet ko. Pls lang, layuan mo kami at wala pang sweldo!

Anak ng kapre!

Parents really go through all the crazy effort just for their kids! Somebody turn their kid into a manananggal next please.

Dun tayo sa kumportable

While all the kids are running around in the heat, yours gets to catch up on some beauty sleep. Who needs the Halloween parade anyway?

Samgyupsal all the way

Going as Samgyeopsal for my second Halloween costume is the most spontaneous and unexpected thing I’ve done in a while. 🤪 pic.twitter.com/t9e9CqE7Kt

— Kris (@kristoffer_val) October 26, 2019

Tutal dito naman nauubos pera natin.

Vaccinate your kids!

A Halloween costume that sends a clear message? WE STAN.

Winnie the (Naku) Pooh!

Slightly SPG but we’ll take it! Kapag nakita mo to sa kalsada mapapa-dasal ka nalang talaga.

Alyas Linda

Alyas Linda but with manners, respect for the elderly, and doesn’t immediately jump into conclusions and initiate fist fights.

The drunk dude on the subway

Imagine showing up for work in this costume!

Have any costume ideas for Halloween 2019? Share them with us below!

Yay Wednesday: Matalinong Halloween Costume Edition