Aliens and UFOs ~*Might*~ Be Real, But the Internet Is Too Busy to Care
Aug 1, 2023   •   Kyzia Maramara
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Aug 1, 2023   •   Kyzia Maramara
Conspiracy theorists might have been right about the existence of extra-terrestrials all along. A recent U.S. Congress hearing on aliens and UFOs had some pretty interesting revelations (mostly stuff that theorists have suspected for decades). Retired Maj. David Grusch claims that the government has been covering up the existence of aliens and UFOs on Earth. Grusch, who is also a former Air Force intelligence officer and member of a Pentagon task force that investigated UFOs, alleged that the government is also in possession of alien tech. What on Earth is going on?
— Watch Netflix (@WatchNetfliix) July 28, 2023
Grusch testified that the government has likely been aware of these non-human activities since the 1930s. When asked how he was convinced that they were hiding the existence of UFOs (official U.S. government name is now UAP or “unidentified aerial phenomena”), Grusch said they discovered non-human biologics at crash sites. This could only mean one thing: aliens.
A former Air Force intelligence officer testifying before Congress said the U.S. is concealing a longstanding program that retrieves unidentified flying objects. The Pentagon has denied his claims.
Here’s what you missed in the hearing. pic.twitter.com/dZETVxCxLC
— The Associated Press (@AP) July 26, 2023
However, the Pentagon (or the U.S. Department of Defense) has denied the coverup. Defense Department spokeswoman Sue Gough said investigators have not discovered “any verifiable information to substantiate claims that any programs regarding the possession or reverse-engineering of extraterrestrial materials have existed in the past or exist currently.”
If the U.S. government was expecting this news to scare the whole world or even take folks by surprise, boy were they disappointed. Whether aliens are real or not, the Internet seems to have decided it truly does not care. We’ve got a lot on our plate after surviving a global pandemic: skyrocketing prices for rent and commodities, global warming, wars — you name it. If aliens are real, it might be best if they skip our planet rather than get mixed up with our problems.
Instead of being afraid of these non-human creatures, we might even welcome them and their supposed technological advancements with open arms. Tell us how to get faster internet speeds, build a better government, or even just how to get the Twitter blue bird logo back!
Brian Cox, a professor of particle physics at the University of Manchester in the U.K., even said that aliens coming to Earth would be great. “It would take a bit of the pressure off our civilization if we weren’t the only means within the Milky Way by which the Universe understands itself,” he said.
I keep being asked what I make of the UFO thing in Congress yesterday, so here it is: I watched a few clips and saw some people who seemed to believe stuff saying extraordinary things without presenting extraordinary evidence. Therefore I have nothing more to say, other than: It…
— Brian Cox (@ProfBrianCox) July 27, 2023
But the rest of the Internet is not one bit alarmed. If these aliens are scrolling through Twitter right now, this is what they’ll see:
“UFOs are real” okay? are they going to pay my rent? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?
— ashley ray is on vacay (@theashleyray) July 27, 2023
me hearing the ufo news pic.twitter.com/A0ld0yXQvs
— madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) (@madsmotionless) July 26, 2023
You will NOT Alien and UFO me into forgetting the planet is burning, groceries are expensive, and there is nowhere to live affordably pls be fr
— Kia Sangria (@Kiasangria93) July 26, 2023
US gov: Aliens are real
All of us living thru late stage capitalism: pic.twitter.com/8pAYveHJGw
— Fire Josh McDaniels (@davidhidalgo44) July 27, 2023
I’m sorry but them announcing that aliens are real and people not giving a fuck is so hilarious to me man
— Sesame Chiccen (@Loccdawggg) July 28, 2023
when the aliens come visit: pic.twitter.com/Xg69eh7OAR
— twilight renaissance | fanpage (@twilightreborn) July 28, 2023
What do you think about the existence of aliens and UFOs on Earth? Share your thoughts in the comments!
Kyzia spends most of her time capturing the world around her through photos, paragraphs, and playlists. She is constantly on the hunt for the perfect chocolate chip cookie, and a great paperback thriller to pair with it.
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