It’s truly more fun in the Philippines especially on days when a simple sign catches your eye and you wet your pants laughing at it. Admit it, you’ve laughed at fail signs at least once in your life. It’s not undermining the people who wrote them; sometimes it’s just enjoying life’s little surprises made by other people. Here are 8 of the craziest Filipino signage that you have to see.
1. Fear Factor
Great! Now I can gauge my fear and know my limits. What’s the maximum fear tho?
2. These bed sheets
The way they’re advertised doesn’t sound so appealing but there’s something awfully mysterious about purchasing “ded shit.” It could mean a drop dead awesome product or, you know, a bed sheet that’s horribly misspelled.
3. What flavor?
Spotted: a rare flavor of bananas that will make you go bananas. Better go ahead and buy, you’ll never know what flavor they’ll come up with the next.
Greatest Tubero ad ever!!! pic.twitter.com/7oebuUrF
— Lodi Poe (@ShowbizBro) December 10, 2012
This ad is actually pretty clever and obviously inspired from Carly Rae’s song Call Me Maybe (LSS of the year 2012). Craziness and creativity might actually land you customers.
5. This menu
Go ahead and choose. I pick the Hamen Eggen Chz, sounds like a rapper’s name.
6. This secretive contest
Well, this contist might be worth joining, we’re just itching to know what lies underneath all those ‘secrets’! But the part that won us over is the adulfs and childrens. Adulfs. And childrens.
7. Umm what?
Sure it’s a legitimate word but where on earth is the editorial team for this project?
8. Try if you dare
Enough for you to avoid peeing in the area at all!
And as a bonus, here’s a sign each one of us needs:
Imagine how handy it would be! You can park in no parking areas and have this as an excuse or even leave it on your desk and go for a CR break in the middle of work. It might be poorly worded but hey, it gets the message across!
Want more? Here’s a list of the punniest Filipino business names!
Do you know any other funny Filipino signage? Share it with us!