Former Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile is back on the local trends lists. This came right after Buckingham Palace announced the passing of the longest-serving monarch, Queen Elizabeth II. While the world commemorates the late queen, some Pinoy netizens reacted by sharing reactions and memes on Enrile’s longevity (he’s 98 years old!). Take a look at what they have to say.
Juan Ponce Enrile Outlives ______
Juan Ponce Enrile outlives the world’s longest-living head of state, Queen Elizabeth II, who passed away peacefully at 96. She joins her husband, Prince Philip, in the afterlife, along with the millions of people she outlived in her over 70-year rule. pic.twitter.com/QwowQCmkal
— Juan Ponce Enrile Outlives (@JPEOutlives) September 8, 2022
ICYMI: there’s a Twitter account dedicated to all the people Enrile has ~*outlived*~, and it just got updated.
It looks like there’s one more Horcrux Harry Potter has missed
The Queen was 96. Juan Ponce Enrile is 98. We really need to find JPE’s horcrux immediately.
— GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE FERMIN (@Watdahel_MarceI) September 8, 2022
Just how powerful this Horcrux is?
You know what they say, you learn new things every day
Reports say 9 in 10 living humans were born after Elizabeth became queen. Enrile was the other one. pic.twitter.com/eKVqc8rsNJ
— The Professional Heckler™️ (@hecklerforever8) September 9, 2022
The new DOH secretary?
Imagine making that immortal serum public!
Jonathan the Tortoise vs. Juan Ponce Enrile?
KAYA MO YAN JONATHAN, I-OUTLIVE MO SI ENRILE. I BELIEVE IN YOU. ❤️ https://t.co/t0EmNg5vSz
— Chain Messages (@itwontworkelija) September 8, 2022
You can’t help but wonder about the things Jonathan has seen.
A secret fountain of youth?
Enrile even outlived Queen Elizabeth II? What in the Age of Adeline is Enrile in???
— lloydie (@iamlloydjeric) September 8, 2022
It looks like we’ll never know.
This is some next-level conspiracy theory
Now hear me out: what if it was Enrile that wiped out the dinosaurs
What if he *was* the asteroid https://t.co/MJFZtIVNkF
— z (@czeska_lou) September 8, 2022
Or maybe there’s a ritual involved?
Enrile lang sakalam.