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New Excuses People are Probably Making to Skip Work

  • Posted on Feb 2, 2018May 5, 2021
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  • Therese Aseoche
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Internet! Money! Commute! There’s just too much we have to think about on a daily basis. How do we even stay motivated and be happy to go to work? Raise your hands if you’ve ever thought of giving, or have given, these excuses to play hooky or come in late.

Remember: This isn’t meant to throw shade at anybody. Don’t take any of this too seriously.

“What’s the point, with the current state our country is in?”

Via Giphy

The present is post-apocalyptic hell and we’re all going to die a tragic death anyway.

 


“I couldn’t get an Uber.”

Via Giphy

Alternatively, “My Uber was 40 minutes away and I didn’t want to get charged for cancelling.”

 

“The internet is too slow in the office.”

Via Imgur

Seriously! How can you function properly?!

 


“I went soul-searching at [“It” destination].”

Via Giphy

Sometimes, we all need to get away to find ourselves.

 


“My body was too sore from my gym sesh last night.”

Via Giphy

#BalikAlindog2018

 

“I needed to finish binge watching a Netflix series.”

Via Cosmopolitan

I just need to understand all these FBI Guy memes.

 

“The sweldo hasn’t arrived on a sweldo day.”

Via Reddit

All lunch, dinner, and shopping plans cancelledt!

 

“I’ve been stuck in traffic. Since yesterday.”

Via Giphy

Actually, this seems highly plausible. And a pretty much acceptable excuse to make.

 

What are the modern-day excuses people are giving to skip work, whether real or not? Share them with us below!


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