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8 Signs You’re Turning Into Bitter Ocampo and Desperate del Valle

  • Posted on Oct 27, 2015Feb 16, 2021
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  • Tim Henares
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8 Signs You’re Turning Into Bitter Ocampo and Desperate del Valle


More often than not, longtime single people will always say that they’ve been single by choice. Sometimes, they mean this. Other times, not so much. In time for the horrors of Halloween, here are the horrors encountered by people who really hate having been too single for too long.

 

8. You keep knocking happy couples

Via giphy.com

If “maghihiwalay din iyan” escapes your lips more often than you’d care to count, you might not be so happy about being single so much as you’re bitterly wishing everybody else is.

 


7. You think the Globe customer service hotline girl or guy has a “hot” voice.

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You keep calling them on the daily, because you really want to keep hearing them tell you “sorry for that” while you imagine how they look like. Also, you’re actually subscribed to Smart, not to Globe.

 

6. Every little thing in life becomes a #Hugot moment for you.

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We laugh at people who do this because we hope to never be so broken and jaded, tulad na lang ng naramdaman natin nung inawan tayo ng letseng Jonalyn na yan (mamatay na siya sana).

 

5. You’re swiping right at EVERYONE.


Not psycho at all!

This isn’t a raffle where more entries means more chances of winning. Have some standards for yourself.

 

4. You’re beginning to think of entering the vocational life.

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If being unlucky with love is the reason you want to be a priest or a nun, you really don’t have the proper motivation for this. Think of the children (insert very inappropriate joke here)!

 

3. You keep checking your crush’s Facebook profile if she’s single yet.

Via gurl.com

As soon as she sounds sad, you assume it’s about her relationship and ask her to go drinking. #AlamNa

 

2. You give self-serving love advice.

Via giphy.com

Why are you even giving love advice? You’re more unqualified at love advice than Manny Pacquiao is to be a Senator!

 

1. You frequently enter malls so the guards could frisk you.

Via nopantstowork.com

This is the only time in your life you can get “frisky.” Derf Hebrado would be proud.

 

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