Just like that, another week has passed. And as usual, it was a week full of major headlines that had us glued to the television. But let’s take a break from all the bad news that surrounds us and laugh at some of the weirdest updates around the world. The Enhance Community Quarantine has caused people to do the wildest things and here are just some of them:
People are now stuffing their hotdogs with pan de sal
Ganito na raw ang pandesal ngayon.
Palaman na lang sa hotdog.Talagang change is inevitable, at kailangan…
Posted by Coach Bobet & Mary Ann on Monday, April 27, 2020
So it has come to this. Now that baking ingredients are harder and harder to find, baked goods seem to be getting smaller and smaller.
Man is arrested for smuggling alcohol inside a coffin
Police officers have arrested a driver for transporting bottles of a local gin, which were placed inside a coffin, using…
Posted by Philippine Star on Tuesday, May 5, 2020
This is a whole new level of dedication! A man in Pangasinan was arrested after trying to smuggle boxes of alcohol inside a coffin. Well looks like someone’s Friday party plans are ruined….
Speaking of drinking, you can now pay to have an e-numan session with Japanese gravure models
オンラインでリップガールズと飲めちゃう！
『”R・I・PGIRLS”酒場@Zoom店』第2弾は4月30日より予約開始です！第1弾と開始時間が変更になりましたので（1部18時～18時半）下記URLよりご確認ください✨皆様のご予約をお待ちしております！https://t.co/0tZaWNTAsl pic.twitter.com/1wEGkNooR6— 株式会社R・I・P-リップ- (@_rip_official_) April 28, 2020
You can now drink with Japanese agency R.I.P’s beautiful gravure (loose translation: sexy) models. The modeling company is offering online drinking parties that let customers have a drinking party via Zoom. Five fans can join the drinking sessions that last for thirty minutes. Tickets for the online parties are $62 and $72.
Need a career change? Apply to be an Animal Crossing interior designer
Getting paid to play Animal Crossing? Sign us up! One UK furniture store is looking for an experienced Animal Crossing players to be their Virtual Interior Design Consultants. These consultants will be hired to give professional advice to players on how to improve the interiors of their in-game homes. Interested applicants can apply here.
Motorcycle riding monkey attempts to kidnap kid
Ini pasti monyetnya tukang ribut di sekolah pic.twitter.com/niitXnmvwZ
— ptr (@peteerh) May 3, 2020
A monkey in Indonesia was seen trying to kidnap a child by grabbing her dress and pulling her. The child managed to escape but now a lot of people are wondering what actually happened. The man who posted the video said that having monkeys as pets is illegal in Indonesia so he was surprised to see the motorcycle riding monkey.
Apparently, you can customize your character’s genitals in Cyberpunk 2077
Players in the upcoming RPG game Cyberpunk 2077 will be able to customize not just their characters’ genders, but also their genitals. No wonder the game got an M rating. According to the ESRB, “Players can select a gender and customize their character; customization can include depictions of breasts, buttocks, and genitalia, as well as various sizes and combinations of genitals.”
Disney Princesses get real
Disney princesses are the epitome of perfection, but you know that they wouldn’t look so put-together IRL. Artist Andhika Muksin reimagines princesses in ordinary situations to give us an idea of what they would look like without the fairytale filter, and we’re totally here for it.
Now that the humans are gone, cats are taking over the world (as expected)
From groceries, newspaper stands, and even small restaurants, cats are taking over the world while humans are forced to stay indoors. People have been sharing different pictures of cats at groceries, malls, and other places where humans usually hang out. I think we can all agree that these cute furballs are making the most of their alone time.
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