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8 Thoughts You Have When You See Your Ex

  • Posted on May 26, 2015Jun 11, 2015
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  • Kevin Christian L. Santos
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[dropcap letter=”O”]h God. My ex is here. Of all the holes-in-the wall/gig joints/tea places, in all cities of Metro Manila, in all regions of the Philippines, in the countries in the small f*cking world, [insert name of ex here] walks into this one.

 

8. The first contact


Via crushable.com

Shit. What do I do?

 

7. How do I look?


Via giphy.com

Do I look okay? I’m pretty sure I look hideous. On the bright side, at least I’m not wearing sweat pants.

 

6. Do I smell okay?


Via giphy.com

I hope I smell like success and unicorns.

 

5. I need a drink


Via giphy.com

Or two. They look like I need a drink. You know, to calm my nerves. Isang gin bilog, please.

 

4. Who are they with?


Via Tumblr

Quick! Who here can I grab to make me look happy?

 

3. Wait. I dated that?!?


Via giphy.com

What the hell was I thinking? Also, someone’s been editing their Instagram pictures.

 

2. I am so glad I am out of that


Via giphy.com

I was in a dark place, and I’m not going to give you any power over me anymore. Also, good luck to whoever’s dating you, Satan.

 

1. I’m totally fine!


Via giphy.com

You know what? I’m fine. I’m ok. I’m going to live life my way and kick some ass. Why? Because I’m awesome! Watch out world! I’m about to put fear and uncertainty in a headlock and live!


How about you? What are your thoughts when you see the spawn of Satan/they who must not be named? Sound off in the comments below!

 


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Kevin Christian L. Santos

Having a love for fart jokes and offensive humor, KC Santos isn't as mature an individual as he thought. He works as 8List.ph's social media manager while juggling migraines and occasional bouts of weeping. His passions include skateboarding, music, dinosaurs and scratching his nether regions.

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