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8 Gordon Ramsay Insults for Your Day-to-Day Existence

  • Posted on May 26, 2015May 26, 2015
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  • Kevin Christian L. Santos
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8 Gordon Ramsay Insults For Your Day-to-Day Existence

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Anyone watching Hell’s Kitchen (or any other show Chef Gordon Ramsay is on) must wonder why Chef Ramsay hasn’t blown a blood vessel yet. Maybe he has, he’s just doing a good job hiding it underneath all the insults, meltdowns and f-bombs.

Do we watch Hell’s Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and Masterchef because we want the contestants to succeed? Yeah, sure. Do we watch these shows because we want to see said contestants rise above, put out amazing dishes and succeed? Yeah, sure. Why not? Do we watch these shows because Gordon Ramsay’s an absolute genius in crafting soul-crushing insults? Absolutely.

Here are a few choice quotes from the Chef himself to use for your everyday situations.

8. When you find out your friend’s been stabbing you in the back.

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YOU F*CKING DONKEY!

7. When someone keeps posting selfies and OOTDs with #blessed

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Get over yourself.

6. When you have to work with someone who becomes increasingly incompetent.

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Don’t make me do a Sylvia Plath.

5. When someone just keeps disappointing you.

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Granma just might rise from the grave to show you how it’s really done.

4. When the food served doesn’t cut it

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It doesn’t even look like the picture in the menu!
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3. When you’re working in a group project and your teammates are lazy.

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No way in hell are you taking any credit for something I made.
Also, when I die, I want all the people I did group projects with to lower my casket so they can let me down one last time.

2. When people just keep talking and won’t leave you alone.

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STOP TALKING!

1. When you’re about to raise hell.

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By the way, your tears are delicious.
#SpiritAnimal
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How about you, panini head? What’s your favorite Gordon Ramsay zinger?


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Kevin Christian L. Santos

Having a love for fart jokes and offensive humor, KC Santos isn't as mature an individual as he thought. He works as 8List.ph's social media manager while juggling migraines and occasional bouts of weeping. His passions include skateboarding, music, dinosaurs and scratching his nether regions.

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