Happy April Fool’s Day! It’s that time of the year again where we pull emotionally-traumatic pranks on our loved and loathed ones. It’s the perfect day to be a terrible, terrible person to your fellow human beings and may God have mercy on your soul.
Sure, it’s fun to throw a harmless prank every now and then. But some people seem to be the reincarnations of history’s nastiest assholes, and these people tend to take jokes and pranks way too far.
Here are just some pranks you should never, ever do. Well, if you want to spend an eternity in hell knee-deep in poop, be our guest.
8. “Hood”/”Ghetto” Pranks
Exploiting and harassing human beings while at the same time perpetuating a stereotype will never be funny. Hey, it’s good for views right? Hooray for taking advantage of people!
7. Suicide Bomber Prank
In light of the recent terrorist attacks, pretending to be a bomber and scaring the public is not just irresponsible and insensitive, but is downright unfunny. Apparently, some people find the idea of murdering people in the name of extremism hilarious. It’s surprising how no one has been seriously hurt or arrested because of this pathetic excuse for a prank. Oh wait, someone was actually arrested. It’ll only be a matter of time before someone gets beaten to death for pranking the wrong person. But then again, this is “comedy!”
6. Gun Prank on Cops
It’s common sense not to joke about guns to a cop, but this guy doesn’t seem like he has any. It’s exactly like saying “bomb” or “explode” in an airport.
5. Drive by Shooting Prank
Again, jerks who pull pranks that have anything to do with suicide bombs and guns just have to stop. Inflicting fear on people may be the goal of a prank, but actual fear for their lives is different and definitely not a laughing matter. And did you see the last person actually shooting at the prankster’s car? Good thing he had bad aim or else the prankster would have been dead meat.