8 Superpowers that All Pinoy Commuters Possess
By Beatriz Tan Saldua
Commuting is no easy feat, especially in a Third World country where public transportation leaves much to be desired and carmaggedon-level traffic is a weekly occurrence. Apart from post-traumatic stress disorder, killer thighs from walking and a severe case of dehydration, what do we have to show for our amazing feats of survival day after day?
Why, superpowers of course!
8. Enhanced Flexibility
7. Superhuman Speed
Alam na this. Text boss: “Sir pasensya na po. I’ll be late today. (Insert excuse here).”
The only superpower we wish we didn’t have, but alas, inconsiderate people are everywhere. To them, you are invisible. They pretend they don’t see you fall in line first, at sisingit na sila.
What super powers have you developed, mighty commuter? Sound off in the comments below!