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These Epals Will Do Anything to Win Your Vote

  • Posted on Apr 5, 2016May 2, 2016
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Epals Win Your VoteThese Epals Will Do Anything to Win Your Vote
By 8List

Oh, how time flies. One day we’re arguing over the Presidential debates and now almost every conceivable public surface has been plastered with the faces of our local pulitikos.

Since the Anti-Epal bill was introduced in 2011, the epals have become smarter and have levelled up their game when it comes to electoral ass-kissing. Here are 8 advanced epal moves that may or may not have been paid for by our taxes.

At least this guy was honest about it.

Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia rachfeed.com

 

8. This overly generous counselor

8 Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia thesummitexpress.com

What did Marikina do to deserve such a noble and charitable counselor?

McDo, for one, wasn’t very happy with their contributor.

Please be advised pic.twitter.com/jc3h75EbSB

— McDo Philippines (@McDo_PH) March 10, 2016

 


7. The disaster relief epals

7 Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia facebook.com/tagalagunat

Pati ba naman sa chicharon?!?!?! Kapal! #epal #epalwatch pic.twitter.com/aDvxMLGORg

— hündün (@hundun) March 7, 2016

7c Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia professionalheckler.com

Because helping those in need is apparently a good opportunity to do some PR. Here’s a tip: those who have just lost their homes or their loved ones don’t need a constant reminder of your charity.

7d Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia epalwatch.tumblr.com

This would be a good drink to hand out during election season, though.

 

6. These epals who prey on students

Even unsuspecting students are seen as goldmines by mindless politicians. Just look at these geniuses:

6 Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia facebook.com

6b Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia FB: nomoreepal

This mayor reacted to this photo saying that the medals were “donations” from a supporter.

6c Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia FB: nomoreepal

6d Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia FB: nomoreepal

How papansin can you be to imprint your face on a memoir that will forever be in a family’s home? And can you imagine children trying to learn from those horrifying notebooks?

 

5. The ID and plate number epals

If ambushing students isn’t satisfying enough, they turn to IDs and plate numbers instead of doing their jobs.

5 Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia blogph.net

Why the hell is this mayor’s face bigger than the owner of the card himself?!

5b Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia epalwatch.tumblr.com

5c Intro Epals Win Your VoteVia epalwatch.tumblr.com

And you have your dad with you, Mr. Mayor? You put the nasty in dynasty.

These people look like they’ve forgotten the purposes of an ID and plate number. Hey geniuses, those are actual and government-approved forms you’re vandalizing with your faces. At least have some respect for the law if you don’t have any for the people you serve.

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