Perfect Gifts For Your Worst Enemy
By Therese Aseoche
Ever wondered how you could get payback from all the horrible things your enemy has done to you? Well, there’s no better way to do so passive-aggressively this Holiday Season than to give the best gifts money could buy to offend them, terrify them, or frustrate them. Here are a few ideas to get you started:
8. Fake Flashdrives
Imagine corrupting and losing all your saved files on a USB you didn’t know was made in China? You’d hate for it to happen to you, but would love for it to happen to someone you detest. Surprise them with a fake flash drive from hoax sellers on Amazon or eBay and let it do the rest.
7. Deodorant
Nothing’s better than killing their self-esteem with a roll-on stick.
6. Work-out DVD
…okay, maybe a reminder that they’re fat and need to lose weight is better.
5. Glitter Bomb
You’d think giving your enemy glitter would be too festive more than it would be evil. But if and when it gets everywhere, you’ll be laughing in your couch with a glass of wine while you watch them attempt to clean it all up for days.
4. Breast Suspenders
Why not remind that bitch-next-door of her age and sagging boobs with these breast suspenders? Maybe when she wears them, she wouldn’t be so uptight all the time.
3. Poop Bomb
They already are a piece of shit; make them smell like one too.
2. Dubia Roaches
It’s weird that you can buy almost anything online; even live cockroaches. A seller on Amazon sells 100 of these Dubia Roaches for a price of $17.51 which isn’t that bad a price to pay to traumatize your enemy.
1. Haunted Doll
Or you could just put a curse on their entire family with a haunted doll even scarier than Annabelle. The best part? It makes sounds.
What other gifts are perfect to give people you hate? Tell us your thoughts below!
