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8 Pick-up Lines that Went a Little Too Far

  • Posted on Feb 16, 2015Feb 18, 2015
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8 Pick-up Lines that Went a Little Too Far

Ah, Valentine’s Day. The day that supposed to be smelling of roses, of romantic dinners, and of poetry. The day of dressing up, smelling good, and looking fine. The day of love.

LIES.

The bitter reality is this: Valentine’s Day is filled a lot of things that will make one cringe like dried plum. It is clumsy, Regular humans like us will not experience anything even remotely close to Rick Grimes and his damned cardboards in “Love Actually.”

What you’ll find below are 8 valiant people who tried, but failed miserably. These are all–unfortunately–true stories experienced by real people. Better luck next time, maybe?

Happy hearts’ month! Never give up hope!

8. The Sorry-Pangit-Ako-Pero-Try-Mo-Rin-Please

pickupline 9
Ar4¥ K0h bH3h~…

7. The Never-Give-Up Gang

pickupline 7i

Silence means…yes?

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6. The good ol’ all caps approach

pickupline 6i
pickupline 6ai
Not even delicious fast food can save you.

5. The quickie method

pickupline 5i

Bilis naman, b3h.

 


4. The Simbahan Effect

pickupline 4i
Jesus does not approve.

3. The volunteer method.

pickupline 10

Fighting spirit level: unacceptable.

2. The I-Will-Do-Anything-For-Love

pickupline 2bii
pickupline 2i
“Do or do not, there is no try” – Yoda

1. The My-Joke-is-Half-Meant

pickupline 1i

CHEST TALAGA?!

 

Do you have your own message fails to share? The comments section is waiting for your stories!


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