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8 Products Manny Pacquiao Should Endorse

  • Posted on Feb 26, 2016Mar 1, 2016
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8 Products Manny Pacquiao Should Endorse

By Abu Poblete

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard by now that Nike has let go of Manny Pacquiao as an endorser. The news got the internet in an uproar, but this doesn’t mean that one of the most successful boxers in the world is feeling the financial sting. An athlete of Manny’s caliber always has options and other endorsement deals in the works, but in case he needs a little help pointing in the right direction, here are 8 products he could endorse.

8. Noise-cancelling headphones

8 Eminem GIF

Via giphy.com

Since Manny’s ears are probably tired from hearing all the hate he’s been receiving.


7. The Bureau of Internal Revenue

7 Pacquiao vs. Henares

Via spin.ph

It’s high time that he and the BIR patch things up and become BFFs!

6. Petroleum jelly

5 Burn

Via imgur.com

Based on all the burns he’s sustained from all the haters who are getting on his case, Manny’s the perfect spokesperson!


5. A bakery

View this post on Instagram

Working in the bakery before. :)

A post shared by Manny Pacquiao (@mannypacquiao) on Dec 1, 2015 at 6:01pm PST

All issues aside, doesn’t Manny look dashing in this white sando ensemble with matching blond highlights as he kneads some bread?

4. Birth control

4 Condom GIF

Via giphy.com

Possible tagline: Because the ring is the only place you should knock someone up!

3. Tattoo removal procedures

3 Tattoo GIF

Via

Quoting Manny’s favorite book from the Bible, “’You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD.”

Since Manny’s such a dedicated Leviticus fan, then he should well be on his way to saying goodbye to his four tattoos, as well as his Manny Pacquiao Merchandise & Tattoo Shop in LA.

2. Calendars or alarm clocks

2 Alarm Clock GIF

Via laughingsquid.com

This is to help remind him of the days he has to be at Congress. Also, to help him remember that he’s in the 21st century, not the 1600s.

1. Fire extinguishers

1 Fire Extinguisher GIF

Via giphy.com

Because you should always consider your safety while you’re burning all your expensive Nike shoes.

 

What other products do you think Manny can endorse now that he’s a free agent? Sound off in the comments!


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Abu Poblete

Abu is a fangirl by day, and a sleeping fangirl by night. She is mostly seen on Twitter which she considers her first home even though she loathes with all her being its cancel culture (We can all grow and learn guys!). She ranks as the Philippines' number one Modern Family fan in QuizUp. She's a cool girl (she also wrote this write-up).


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