Deplorable human beings have wormed out of the woodwork in time for the release of the premiere of Game of Thrones Season six. There’s a special level reserved in Hell for people who think it’s alright to post spoilers before everyone else has a chance to see the show. And no, a “SPOILER ALERT” disclaimer does not make it okay. Yes, we understand that you have ~feelings~ and yes, we’re responsible for what we expose ourselves to, but here’s the bottom line: posting spoilers makes you an asshat.
Here are a few punishments off the top of our heads that fit the asshattery:
8. Dinner at the Twins
7. Hunting with Ramsay Bolton
6. Get adopted by Stannis
5. Trial by Combat
4. Face to face with Drogon, Viserion and Rhaegal
3. Expose to Greyscale
2. “Crown” you
1. Chop off your hands
(Updated: April 25, 2016)
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