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8 Appropriate Punishments for People Who Post Game of Thrones Spoilers

  • Posted on Jun 17, 2015Sep 13, 2022
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Deplorable human beings have wormed out of the woodwork in time for the release of the premiere of Game of Thrones Season six. There’s a special level reserved in Hell for people who think it’s alright to post spoilers before everyone else has a chance to see the show. And no, a “SPOILER ALERT” disclaimer does not make it okay. Yes, we understand that you have ~feelings~ and yes, we’re responsible for what we expose ourselves to, but here’s the bottom line: posting spoilers makes you an asshat.

Here are a few punishments off the top of our heads that fit the asshattery:

8. Dinner at the Twins


Via cultfix.co.uk

Enjoy some playful banter over dinner about the goings-on in the seven kingdoms and enjoy the wealth that the Frey larder has to offer… until Lord Walder has his 100+ descendants stab you to death.

 


7. Hunting with Ramsay Bolton


Via fanpop.com

At least the last face you’ll see is Iwan Rheon’s. Don’t forget to wear your running shoes.

 

6. Get adopted by Stannis


Via hbo.com

There’s an empty place in his non-existent heart that only you can fill.

 

5. Trial by Combat


Via thedailybeast.com

Feeling like a keyboard warrior? Yeah, let’s see how that holds up against Sir Robert Strong.

 


4. Face to face with Drogon, Viserion and Rhaegal


Via gameofthrones.wikia.com

Anyone else in the mood for some barbeque?

 

3. Expose to Greyscale


Via winteriscoming.net

Wouldn’t it be nice if you were Stone Men? Then we wouldn’t have to hear you talk!

 

2. “Crown” you

2 GOT spoilers punishment

Via gameofthrones.wikia.com

All the gold for you, Glen Coco. And to think, all you had to do was pull a Viserys and open your big fat mouth.

1. Chop off your hands


Via comeonhitme.wordpress.com

We like to think this punishment, straightforward as it is, would make even Joffrey proud.

 

(Updated: April 25, 2016)

What would you like to do to the people who post/talk about spoilers? Share them with us in the comments!

 


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