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Rock and Roll To The World! 8 of Ryan Rems’ Best Zingers

  • Posted on Jul 21, 2015Apr 8, 2021
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Rock and Roll To The World! 8 of Ryan Rems’ Best Zingers

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“Woo! Rock and roll to the world!” With these iconic words, comedian Ryan Rems Sarita cemented himself as one of the country’s funniest stand-up comics.

Though he has been doing comedy for a while now with Comedy Manila, Sarita made waves thanks to It’s Showtime’s “Funny One” segment, a competition in search for the next budding comedian. He got a score of a flat-out 9 out of 10 and with that, a star was born.

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Via comedymanila.com

Sarita’s offbeat, witty and non sequitur jokes are reminiscent of Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright. The guy is FUNNY. Do yourself a favor and check him out. In his own words: “Hindi lahat ng kanta sa album, maganda. Hindi rin lahat ng joke ko, nakakatawa. Tanggapin niyo na lang.”

Cue the guitar riff. Here are a few of Ryan Rems Sarita’s funniest jokes:

 

8. On infidelity

rem2

Via reddit.com

“Alam niyo kagabi, nag-away kame ng girlfriend ko. Sabi niya, alam ko may bago kang babae. 18 years old. Sabi ko, huli ka na sa balita. 25 na siya ngayon.”

 


7. On Whitney Houston and Addiction

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Via hexahorn.tumblr.com

“Alam niyo, nung namatay si Whitney Houston, bigla akong nag-panic. Sabi ko sa nanay ko, Nay, tignan mo yung balita, si Whitney Houston nalunod sa kanyang bathtub habang sabog na sabog sa droga. Sabi ng nanay ko, wag ka mag panic. Wala tayong bathtub.”

 

6. On the healing powers of laughter

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Via comedycentral.tumblr.com

“Alam niyo, sabi nila laughter is the best medicine. Kaya’t nung nasa hospital ang tatay ko, pinatawa ko nang pinatawa. Ayun, namatay siyang nakangiti.”

 

5. On choosy beggars

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Via giphy.com

“Alam niyo, naawa ako sa pulubing vegetarian. Bakit ka naman magve-vegetarian, e pulubi ka na nga.”

 

4. On the powers of pancit

rem6

Via reddit.com

“Sabi nila, kapag kumain ka ng pancit, hahaba ang buhay mo. So mamaya, kapag may nakakita kayo ng pulis na nabaril, pakainin niyo ng pancit. Hindi kayo mamamatay chief, may pancit ako.”

 

3. On dreaming big

rem7

Via crafty-games.com

“Nung bata ako, iisa lang ang aking pangarap: yan ay ang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo. So nung nakapagtapos nako, wala nakong pangarap.”

 

2. On being a really inefficient criminal

rem8

Via giphy.com

“Alam niyo nasubukan ko na rin maging carnapper. Problema lang, hindi ako marunong mag-drive. Kaya ginagawa ko, stina-start ko lang yung kotse at nag-iiwan ako ng note: hindi ako marunong mag-drive.”\

 

1. On dementia and neurodegenerative disease

rem9

Via mcmusicchoice.tumblr.com

“Alam niyo, ang lola ko namatay na may Alzheimer’s disease. Ang problema lang dun, nalilimutan lang niya na patay na siya.”

 

Woo rock and roll to the world!

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Via the-anon-raw-gm.tumblr.com

 

What are your favorite jokes from Ryan Rem? Leave a comment and share the laughs with us!

 


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