You might have noticed ‘Don’t Say It’ tweets popping up over your Twitter feed over the past week and although we don’t know for sure who started it all, let’s just say that all the entries from Twitter users around the world had us laughing or at the very least, smirking. Here are a few of our favorite ones.
That unintentional 2AM emotional vomit
me: *says something honest and personal*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say itme: charot
— ida (@idasiasoco) November 18, 2018
Nothing good happens after 2AM.
CAN’T. RESIST.
*Sees bags of rice at supermarket*
My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
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Don’t do itMe:
*slaps the bags of rice*— IBBY 🌹 (@Ibraaahim_) November 14, 2018
*boyfriend tells me something that I’ve never heard but he swears he told me*
my brain:
don’t say it
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don’t say itme: “must have been your other girlfriend”
— Kylar Terlip (@kylarterlip) November 17, 2018
The clap back is strong with this one.
The rarely asked question
*in an uber*
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
dont say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say itso how long have u been driving for uber
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) November 18, 2018
The ultimate awkward silence-breaker that actually makes the ride all the more awkward.
We relate on a spiritual level
*needs to do something*
My Brain:
Don’t do it
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Don’t do itMe: Don’t do it
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 19, 2018
*Walks into the dollar section at Target* Me: “oh this is cute”
My wallet:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
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Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do itCashier: “Your total is $128”
— JJ (@jaedynlamp5) November 19, 2018
Just replace Target with Shopee and ~relate.~
Every damn time
me: /sees fog anywhere/
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say itme: it’s like silent hill
— lyn (@MAMETCHl) November 11, 2018
When I’m out n see someone wearing a camo jacket
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
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Don’t say itMe: There’s a floating heed
— Dylan Ramage (@DylanRamage1) November 13, 2018
It’s mandatory to say these things, okay?!
Sir ‘di ko gets
professor: do you guys have any questions?
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
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don’t say it
don’t say it
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don’t say itme, whispers under my breath: yeah, what the fuck
— cesar (@proxactears) November 19, 2018
Why does this remind me of all my math classes?
Food on my mind 24/7
*uy, dumating na sila mama*
my brain:
Don’t say it
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Don’t say itMe: MA, MAY PASALUBONG KA?
— Raye Gerard (@rayebanned) November 19, 2018
*waiter brings me my food but the order is completely wrong*
my brain:
don’t say it
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don’t say itme: “perfect, thank you so much”
— Jessi Smiles (@jessismiles__) November 19, 2018
For the last time, I’m not blind
*takes my glasses off for two seconds..
don’t say it
don’t say it
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don’t say itan idiot: “hey how many fingers am i holding up?”
— bad gal (@taylor_marie_12) November 19, 2018
I wish there was an emoji for “!!!!!”
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