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Bwiset! 8 Thoughts Everyone Has While Stuck in Manila’s Terrible Traffic

  • Posted on Sep 1, 2015Oct 6, 2015
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Bwiset! 8 Thoughts Everyone Has While Stuck in Manila’s Terrible Traffic

BWISET Manila Traffic

Whenever we’re heading out, we always ask ourselves this question: “traffic ba?” Or whenever someone asks “traffic ba sa labas?” the inner voice inside you wants to scream “OO TRAFFIC. P*T*NG INA NA LANG, LAGI NA LANG E. KELAN BA MAAYOS TO? ANG DAME PANG BOBO AT KUPAL MAG-DRIVE PUNYETA (insert more creative expletives here)!” Well as per the MMDA, expect this traffic mess to last another 15 years.

Yep, that’s another 15 years of being stuck for hours at a time. 15 years of grinding our teeth. 15 years of being late for important engagements. 15 years of cursing out at inconsiderate motorists and wishing the worst things happen to them. 15 years of cursing out whoever said that “traffic is not fatal.” 15 years of wishing you had a jetpack with rocket launchers on them so you could just fly and shoot those who have wronged you. Or 15 years of wanting to ride a Tyrannosaurus so you could stomp other cars and bite down on asshole drivers. But I digress.

Since we’ll be dealing with this mess for another decade and a half, looks like we’ll continue feeling these:

 

8. Are we even moving?

Traffic_8

Nope, no we aren’t. My pet turtle can move faster than this. And he’s dead.

 

7. “I f*cking hate bus drivers”

Traffic_7A

No mister asshole bus driver sir, after you. Go ahead and own the road and do whatever you please. Pick up passengers in the middle of the road, go ahead. Continue weaving in between lanes and causing injury.

No, but seriously, let Silky Johnson say it:

Traffic_7B

 

6. Careless motorcycle riders will be the death of me

Traffic_6A

Go ahead, be careless. Take it away, Silky Johnson:

Traffic_6B

 

5. When the guy behind you starts honking like crazy less than a few seconds after the light turns green

Traffic_5

WAIT LANG BRAD HA. PATIENCE IS A FUCKING VIRTUE KASI.

 

4. When the tables are turned

Every. Time. #drivingproblems #roadrage

A photo posted by M E G A N (@meganobd) on Jul 23, 2015 at 12:58pm PDT

 

Oh the irony.

Traffic_4B

Via Gifbay

 

3. We’ve all done this

Traffic_3

But seriously, what the hell are you doing?

 

2.  I’ve been stuck in EDSA for 2 hours already!

Traffic_2

EDSA: minsan kalsada, minsan parking lot.

 

1. 15 more years

Traffic_1A

I hate traffic and I’ll hate it for another 15 years. Good thing the government’s working hard on it, right? And at least traffic isn’t fatal, right?

Traffic_1B

Via Gifbay

Whatever.

 

 

How about you? What are your thoughts on the Philippines’ traffic problem? Sound off in the comments below!


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Kevin Christian L. Santos

Having a love for fart jokes and offensive humor, KC Santos isn't as mature an individual as he thought. He works as 8List.ph's social media manager while juggling migraines and occasional bouts of weeping. His passions include skateboarding, music, dinosaurs and scratching his nether regions.

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