Whether you’re in denial about the fact that you have evolved into a tita over the years or have come to embrace the lifestyle, human nature is to always want more. Sure, you may have developed a taste for wine, started dressing like one and routinely catch yourself saying very tita things, but there are still goals that we want to achieve on our journey towards becoming the ultimate titas. Hitch up your daster skirts, get your #squad together, and get ready to daydream – here are a few of the goals we’re ready to achieve on the road to full tita-dom:
Because “going out for coffee” is code for “I am too fabulous to work.”
You can admit it; the only reason you like instant coffee is because it’s all you can afford on your minimum wage salary. You can’t wait for the day that you won’t have to “treat yourself” to good coffee, or have to sacrifice going out for a beer for it.
P700 for a pack of cigarettes? Here’s a thousand, keep the change.
Nothing excites us more than the day we can drunkenly stumble into bed at 8PM and have no one judge us, because all of our friends are drunk and asleep too.
Forget free work out videos on YouTube! Someday we’ll be able to get all our friends together for private Zumba classes in the comfort of our own homes.
The ultimate luxury: Being able to afford getting out of a bad marriage and into another horrible one. Because we will be too sloshed on wine and tired from Zumba to concern ourselves with rational decisions.
Why yes, we do kiss our mommas with these mouths.
Forget the people around us, we will talk as loudly and as crassly about whatever the hell we want to, because we can buy you, you, and all of you!
What are your #titagoals? Share them with us in the comments!