8 Beliefs Perpetually Single People Cling On To

8 Beliefs
Perpetually Single People
Cling on to

by Abu Poblete

A few more days and it’s Valentine’s. A few more days and you’re still single.

Despite living in a world of hugot, new couples, celebrities dating fangirls (you lucky girl) and the stream of engagements on your feed, you’re not worried because you’re a smart, attractive and independent person who doesn’t need another person to be happy (at least that’s what you want to believe).

Whether you’ve always wanted to have someone to Netflix and chill with or you’re already perfectly content being with just yourself, here are 8 truths that perpetually single people can cling on to.

Don’t worry, you’re not alone in being alone.

8. Kontinente nga naghihiwalay, kayo pa kaya?

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Science and nature tell you that even big-ass continents drift apart. Thus, what’s stopping two people from breaking up when they’re not even tangibly (and literally) attached like Pangea once was? Why should we even bother?

7. But, my future love will be a total chikababe/beefcake

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Attention to all Christmas reunion titas who always ask why I’m still single: just wait ’til I meet the hottie who will my future sweetiepie. We will make the most beautiful inaanaks our clan has ever seen. YOU. JUST. WAIT.

6. Relationships are expensive

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Dates are expensive. Gifts are expensive. I’d rather keep all that money for myself. Why, can love pay for rent? Can love buy me that overpriced bag I’ve always wanted? Can love get me on a plane for my around-the-world trip? No? Didn’t think so.

5. ‘Pag ako pumayat…

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You think all those love handles are keeping you from finding actual love, but you really don’t mind the extra curves because you know that when them handles disappear, hearts will be broken and you don’t want that kind of tragedy to happen to the world. You keeping that extra weight is a heroic act of public service. Right?