After laughing and crying over March 2020 vs. March 2021 memes, let’s move over to the weird stuff. To help distract you from the fact that this lockdown is still on-going after 365 days, we found the most bizarre things on our timelines that will make you laugh. There’s a pair of shoes longer than anything you’ve ever seen, plans for space tourism, and hilariously misspelled products more!
The labels are.. alarming
And finally, we found these products with hilarious labels that would make you think twice about buying or using. Except for those ukay “Long Lives.” We def want those.
Tommy Cash’s shoes are longer than this pandemic
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Why? What is it for? What sort of clown will wear this? We’ve got so many questions! Estonian rapper Tommy Cash says he came up with this idea for a collab with Adidas — the longest original Adidas superstar in the world. Thankfully, this footlong of a shoe is made for Tommy Cash only but you can get his collab in regular-sized Adidas superstars. All we’re saying is that would be a nightmare to change shoelaces, not to mention the number of bugs that could make a home in those ready to bite your toes.
There’s going to be a space hotel and construction begins in 2026
Like something straight out of the movie Wall-E, space construction company Orbital Assembly is set to begin the galaxy’s first-ever space hotel — the Voyager Station. We’re talking posh hotel rooms, a gymnasium, and the best chefs serving up some meals in space. There are also plans for a spacewalk. “There’s nothing between you and the universe but the faceplate,” says John Blincow, chief executive of Orbital Assembly. This space tourism comes with a hefty price tag we mere mortals could never afford — $5 million for 3 and a half days in space. But don’t worry, Blincow assures everyone they’re working to bring the price down so the middle class can have a shot at experiencing space tourism themselves.
We’re craving for Mangga Go
Trolls need to get their eyes (and facts) checked
— DanVibes_official (@DanvibesO) March 3, 2021
Teacher Dan from Cebu is teaching us new things about the hit Frozen song. Turns out we didn’t know how to sing it properly after all these years. Did you know the song has Opening Remarks (O.R.) and Closing Remarks in it? Her voice cracks, made-up terms, and natural humor is the weirdest and funniest thing you’ll see on TikTok this week not to mention the slew of memes it already garnered.
elsa when she heard 4 knocks instead of 3 pic.twitter.com/ctlbu3Xn2M
— Powie (@powiecan) March 4, 2021
Elsa? ⬆️ when she forgot about the interconnection between the esophagus and diaphragm pic.twitter.com/hk7ChketH2
— mrld (@bayot_diay_ko) March 4, 2021
Old people won’t understand
Gin Pomelo is so last decade… pic.twitter.com/FUDgAMUVuI
— Lowkey Me #Register2Vote ✊ (@OdinsonLowkey) March 3, 2021
Move over, millennials. This is how Gen Z does it and it’s revolutionary. Sinigang mix plus Gin? Do you mean Ginigang? Add powdered milk so it’s a healthy drink too.