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Weirdest Excuses People Have Made to Miss Work

  • Posted on Nov 1, 2016Dec 1, 2016
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  • Therese Aseoche
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Weirdest Excuses People Have Made to Miss Work

By Therese Aseoche

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It’s back to work today after a holiday of catching up on shows, sleep, and social interactions. Some things just don’t last forever no matter how much we will them to be. It wouldn’t come as a surprise if some of us try and weasel out of going back to work with some ridiculous yet (we think) fairly believable reasons.

Here are just a few weird excuses people have made to their bosses. Think you can be more creative than these?

8. My uniform caught on fire

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Via Tumblr

Can’t blame him if he put his clothes in the oven instead of the dryer.

 


7. My grandmother poisoned me with ham

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Via Themetapicture.com

Probably out for revenge after he didn’t want to eat her meatloaf.

 

6. I injured myself during sex and now can’t move

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Via Reddit

No regrets.

 

5. I got caught cheating and my girlfriend destroyed all my stuff

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Via Obsev

Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

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