Weirdest Excuses People Have Made to Miss Work
By Therese Aseoche
It’s back to work today after a holiday of catching up on shows, sleep, and social interactions. Some things just don’t last forever no matter how much we will them to be. It wouldn’t come as a surprise if some of us try and weasel out of going back to work with some ridiculous yet (we think) fairly believable reasons.
Here are just a few weird excuses people have made to their bosses. Think you can be more creative than these?
8. My uniform caught on fire
Can’t blame him if he put his clothes in the oven instead of the dryer.
7. My grandmother poisoned me with ham
Probably out for revenge after he didn’t want to eat her meatloaf.
6. I injured myself during sex and now can’t move
No regrets.
5. I got caught cheating and my girlfriend destroyed all my stuff
Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.
4. I fell into a manhole
Yes, it’s possible.
3. I was hallucinating
Don’t tell the police.
2. My pet fish died
Even fish deserve a proper funeral in the backyard.
1. My Samsung Galaxy Note 7 exploded
On the bright side: time to get a new phone!
What crazy excuses to skip work can you think of? Share them with us below!
