It’s Wednesday and that means two more days until the weekend. Hooray! If you’ve got nothing better to do than sitting in the office and doing work, read up on the wittiest, funniest, and saddest news you’ve missed all week! (Work, pft. Right?)
The dying drone that needed saving
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— Lewis Vaughan Jones (@LVaughanJones) August 10, 2019
What would you do for a drone? Would you get a 24-month loan? Would you climb a tree to get it when it gets stuck? This man was willing to freestyle into dirty, stagnant water, scattered with dead fish and home to a flock of geese just to save his drone that ran out of battery. The rescue was epic and you can almost hear the collective breath of the Twitterverse as the video ended.
Home Alone (2019)
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This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. pic.twitter.com/sGj86933LA
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 7, 2019
In 2019, Kevin’s family willingly leave him alone in the house while they go for their annual vacation. It’s a choice they decide to make year after year because… I mean, look at him. Life has not been kind.
You Do Note Girl still owns the internet
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M: “Daniel Padilla, sana isama mo ko sa pelikula mo tsaka sa TV.”
R: “Dun kay Kathryn?”
M: “Yung Mama niya?”
R: *laughs*
M: “Ahhh, yung sa ano kasama ni Alden Padilla.”YOU DO NOTE THE LIAR IS MAH PEYK MAJO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/BG54Crd5oR
— ᴍɪᴄᴀ (@serendipichi_) August 10, 2019
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Hindi ko alam saan nagkulang si mama sa atin bakit tayo napabayaan ng ganto #SisterSquad pic.twitter.com/gKrHVupfMu
— Kat Galang (@iamkatgalang) August 12, 2019
All it takes is one funny video and you might be the next internet sensation. We might have laughed at the “You Do Note” girl but now, she’s known nationwide, friends with the likes of Robbie Domingo, and is an endorser for an ad (albeit for Sogo). Who’s laughing now?
What in the world is a ‘number neighbor’?
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GIRL WTFSJJSE I JUST TXTED MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR AND- pic.twitter.com/SuCmLqpoL4
— Frogger (@FroggerOW) August 10, 2019
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the 21st century where for the past week, everyone’s past time involved texting and/or calling their number neighbors. The number neighbor trend works like this: you text your number but switch the last digit to a plus or minus one. It’s certainly a fun activity (not for those whose number neighbors are their relatives) and the internet wasted no time texting theirs.
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This number neighbor thing didn’t go so well uhhh… pic.twitter.com/kge5m7ahdO
— Chase (@Chase_Moore_) August 3, 2019
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number neighbor gone wrong 🥴 pic.twitter.com/sbkJigJDzW
— camille (@imperialcamille) August 10, 2019
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Fake. Sorry. https://t.co/jRjOXaZAqQ
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) August 9, 2019
Conductor-Man: Uwian Na, Kasya Pa Sampu
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CONDUCTOR-MAN FAR FROM HOME pic.twitter.com/ujKTDXdU4L
— s e b a s t i a n 🌹 (@untoIdfeeIings) August 12, 2019
Because we need to adapt in order to survive and Conductor-Man has clearly mastered the art of survival.
Sarah the Philosopher
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a philosopher once said :
ctto pic.twitter.com/FoJfyAHF7C
— vrodnie🍂🌈 (@vrodnie27) August 9, 2019
The Julia-Gerald-Bea issue will go down in history as one of the most controversial celebrity relationships ever. It’s a good thing Sarah jumped that ship, nay, Mommy Divine pushed her out of that ship while she still had the chance. But she was warning us even before: Delikado po ang mga ganitong mukha. May future generations heed this video.
When fish transportation is better than Metro Manila transportation
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When other countries’ FISH have better public transpo than yours. https://t.co/F31hFUv5QA
— Andrew Panopio (@kickthecandrew) August 11, 2019
Dear MMDA, sana all.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split after 8 months of marriage
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Right when I was starting to believe in love again you’re telling me Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are divorcing the mf audacity I FEEL ROBBED OF MY FEELINGS. pic.twitter.com/Fm01LgttI4
— naomi (@naomirosi_) August 11, 2019
It’s true what they say, you’ll never truly know a person. One minute they’re everything you’ve ever dreamed of, the next they become a total stranger. When Miley and Liam had a private wedding last December 2018, everybody gushed at the Instagram photos. We thought that that was it, after a rocky on-again-off-again relationship they would finally settle down and live happily ever after. Fast forward to 8 months later, we receive news of the split and we see photos of Miley kissing Kaitlynn Carter. Love is real, sure, but nothing is ever permanent in this world.
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woke up to see Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus split up
going back to bed.
— Michael J. Murphy (@MikeyMurphy) August 11, 2019
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Miley and Liam are dunzo?!? cancel everything I’ve ever scheduled so I can mourn appropriately pic.twitter.com/q8X4HwtBzT
— tierney bricker (@tbrick2) August 11, 2019
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