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“What Am I to Say to That?” Edition
By Abu Poblete
Between the Star Magic Ball, Liza Soberano’s dress, some Facebook pages being petitioned to get deleted, Ginebra escaping the kangkungan, Liza Soberano’s face, Lawin putting some places in the country into a state of calamity, and Liza Soberano’s existence; It’s been a hell of a week in the Philippines, don’t you think?
It’s one of those weeks when we wonder if we’re sadist freaks for digging up shit on the ‘net that makes us feel bad. Well, since we’re already in this pool of self-pity, here are 8 more things to make you feel worse, even scared of the world and the people we’ve become because, hey, Happy Halloween!
Yung binabaha ka na ng problema pero chill ka pa din sa life. pic.twitter.com/m7j83qmqK4
— migo (@miggoww) October 20, 2016
The Starbuck’s Uncle is basically all of us this week.
8. This 4-year old kid who can speak 7 languages
Let this kid from Russia make you feel like the most useless, two-language-speaking person that you are. Well, 拉屎!
(Btw, that’s ,”Shit!” in Chinese pronounced as Lā shǐ because we might as well know how to swear in our language in the near future.*Wink*)
7. Jon Sudano aka the next music superstar
Jon Sudano, everyone’s new favorite musician, records these genius covers of Adele, Evanescence, and John Lennon songs but with a smashing twist – he sings all of them with Smashmouth’s All Star lyrics. All his videos are shot in what looks like his bedroom at an awkward angle, which makes them all the more adorable and relatable. And I think that’s beautiful.
Give Sudano’s Youtube account a follow where he promises to upload a lot more of these musical gems.
6. Charice’s daddy
I want a daddy who looks at me the way Ian Veneracion looks at Charice. pic.twitter.com/PVJmQUQYdT
— Karl Molina (@KBOMolina) October 22, 2016
We all know the Star Magic Ball just happened, but this tweet is much, much more beautiful than any other star in the event. (We know, it’s not Charice.)
5. Let the debates begin
Mimicking a certain controversial FB post, this PBA version is sure to start debates anew. We’re just here for the popcorn.