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8 Things a Smart Drug Pusher Should and Shouldn’t Do

  • Posted on Aug 11, 2016Aug 11, 2016
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8 Things a Smart Drug Pusher Should and Shouldn’t Do

Don’t: Admit To Anything

4-DrugPusher

Via Giphy

Apparently, people who surrender just paint massive targets on themselves instead of it being a way for them to pay for their crimes within the protection of the law. So don’t even bother.

 


Do: Have a Plan B

3-DrugPusher

Via Giphy

Ever tried having a legitimate career? Maybe do that instead? #IWorkInConstruction

 

Don’t: “Manlaban”

2-DrugPusher

Via Giphy

Don’t put up a fight. Especially not if your hands are handcuffed behind you like this guy. It takes an impressive amount of skill to grab a gun while cuffed and high, but apparently, that’s how some people roll.

 


Do: Express Support for the War On Drugs

1-DrugPusher

Via Giphy

It doesn’t matter if you sell more drugs than Mercury and South Star combined: tell everyone you support the president on his crusade, and let the sympathy flow!

 

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