Yay Wednesday!: Charot sa Libingan Edition
By Abu Poblete
As if 2016 wasn’t a huge bitch already, it gave us THIS week. Some guy was given the title “Commentator of the year” by SIRA CACI (or was it CACI SIRA?), Glorietta was on fire again, some other guy got buried where he should not be, and the youth are being called “unprofessional, ignorant, and too sensitive” for uniting against this guy they call a “hero”. There’s really no winning this week—or 2016 for that matter. But hey, it’s the mid-week! Yay!
8. Ethel Booba spitting truth. Charot!
“Ethel for President”
“Ethel takbo next election”Masyado na po comedy ang politika natin wag na natin dagdagan pa ng katatawanan. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 20, 2016
May nagpepetition po na alisin na ang Charot sa huli ng aking tweet. Anong masasabi nyo mga ka Dede S? Kayo na po bahalang humusga. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 21, 2016
Pro pala kabaligtaran ng Anti akala ko Uncle. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 21, 2016
There’s even a petition for her to make her own blog, mga Ka Dede S! #EthelBoobaFor2019!!!!
7. Chocolate Cheese has been invented!
Huzzah! Curds and Whey, a dairy specialist in Australia, has infused chocolate into a mild blue cheese, making 2016 bearable. And critics say that it’s actually pretty good (they’ve sold out already)! How do they make chocolate cheese you ask? They ripen the Italian blue cheese in a chocolate liqueur then rub it with cocoa AND top it with chocolate chips.
Just look at this piece of culinary art!
6. The behind-the-scenes videos of Disney’s wand commercials will take you back to a simpler time.
Remember those epic Disney wand commercials our fave Disney celebs do every time a show starts?
Someone found a bunch of footage of the making of these iconic short commercials!
Here’s Raven sassing it up:
Her face when they said “one more” @ 1:21💀 pic.twitter.com/648OnEBR1R
— #JusticeForSexWithMe (@hollylikeablvd) November 15, 2016
Hilary Duff starring in her purest and most awkward:
Poor Hillary wasn’t here for it at all :( pic.twitter.com/RnjmhmvTEW
— #JusticeForSexWithMe (@hollylikeablvd) November 15, 2016
America Ferrera being adorbs:
America Ferrera (aka Ugly Betty). She’s FAR from ugly & such a sweet girl ❤️ pic.twitter.com/2cgh39FrQh
— #JusticeForSexWithMe (@hollylikeablvd) November 15, 2016
And Lalaine’s struggle:
Lalaine (Lizzie McGuire’s bff). The way she draws the logo has me dying 💀 pic.twitter.com/egbNABHTNq
— #JusticeForSexWithMe (@hollylikeablvd) November 15, 2016
5. These magical comebacks.
We’re still feeling the magic of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and these HP-related posts from Noelle Capili couldn’t have come at a better time.
Bakit galit kayo Voldemort nun? Baka naman misunderstood din lang? tangina talaga nung Dumbledore’s Army ano? Di na lang mag-aral puta.
— The Thirst, Noelle (@IndividNoellism) November 20, 2016
Tangina talaga nung tropa nina Harry Potter ano? Nilabanan sina Voldemort! Nag-protesta pa. Pampagulo ampota di na lang mag-aral!
— The Thirst, Noelle (@IndividNoellism) November 20, 2016
HOY HARRY POTTER WALA KANG KARAPATANG LUMABAN KAY VOLDEMORT. WALA KA PA NAMAN NUNG NAGHASIK YAN NG LAGIM HA? SHUT UP KA NA LANG!
— The Thirst, Noelle (@IndividNoellism) November 20, 2016
KUNG SA TINGIN NYONG MASAMA YANG SI VOLDEMORT, BAKIT MAY MGA SUPPORTERS PA RIN SYA? GALAWANG DUMBLEDORE KASI KAYO!
— The Thirst, Noelle (@IndividNoellism) November 20, 2016
BUTI PA SI RITA SKEETER HINDI BAYARAN! HINDI BIAS! PAWANG KATOTOHANAN LANG ANG BINABALITA!
— The Thirst, Noelle (@IndividNoellism) November 20, 2016
Here’s a feature on Noelle if you want to get to know her more!
