4. Grocery shopping will never be the same again.
Jeano Rustico Cruz has been killing it with his puns. Following his similarly hilarious Korean puns album, he now has a local and grocery version. Here are some of the latest:
Let’s hope the brands he used will give him a proper thanks!
3. This reaction that ends all arguments about what happened last Friday.
TRUE. THAT. As a victim scarred for life of said tilapia abuse, this one hits home.
2. Mga baks, don’t read this if you’re eating.
CHIKA MINUTE BAKS
Si friend may kawork. Medical exam nila. First time niya so shookt si bakla. So magdadala ng jebs for fecalysis…
— SYPHILIS NAVIDAD (@keiakamatsu) November 21, 2016
Malinaw sa sampung utos ng diyos na maliit na garapon para sa ernabels. Si puta sulitin daw ang stool test so lafang galore kinagabihan…
— SYPHILIS NAVIDAD (@keiakamatsu) November 21, 2016
Next day Pilipinas Got Tae ang peg dala ang garapon. NALOKA SILA KAY WORKMATE
TANGINA BITBIT NIYA PLASTIC CONTAINER NG MAYONNAISE HAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/sGdkaaJD5y
— SYPHILIS NAVIDAD (@keiakamatsu) November 21, 2016
ITO ANG NAKAKALERI MGA SIS
TANGINA HAHAHAHAHHA TUBOL YUNG DINALA NIYA AHAHAHHAHAHA
— SYPHILIS NAVIDAD (@keiakamatsu) November 21, 2016
SHET!
1. #Professional
So someone tweeted this:
Dinamay pati apo? Eh yung anak nga ni Primitivo Mijares na Author ng “Conjugal Dictatorship of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos” pinatay eh. pic.twitter.com/XpdoIc6Qm4
— Cheezus Fries (@geyayd) November 20, 2016
So user @Watdahel_Marcel replied with the most Tita answer of all:
.@cloierpineda: Sige. Kapag magra-rally ako, ito ang isusuot ko para magmukhang yamanin at #Professional.pic.twitter.com/7kVFWoZGjm
— Stefan Punongbayan (@Watdahel_Marcel) November 19, 2016
.@cloierpineda: Ito pa. Gusto mo, gawan kita ng lookbook ng rally-appropriate outfits para mukhang #Professional? pic.twitter.com/dvPyUN51lQ
— Stefan Punongbayan (@Watdahel_Marcel) November 19, 2016
.@cloierpineda: Pagkatapos ng taping ko sa MMK, diretso na ako sa rally dAHIL NAPAKAIMPORTANTE NG HITSURA KAPAG NAGPOPROTESTA. pic.twitter.com/FMSSFHrsb4
— Stefan Punongbayan (@Watdahel_Marcel) November 19, 2016
.@cloierpineda: Siguro naman #Professional na ito para sa ‘yo. Puwede nang sumabak sa EDSA at Mendiola. pic.twitter.com/bju3t3Lb8g
— Stefan Punongbayan (@Watdahel_Marcel) November 19, 2016
.@madkidinside @cloierpineda: Papunta na akong rally pagkatapos kong makipag-lunch sa mga amiga ko sa Via Mare. pic.twitter.com/rDnXPdG4fg
— Stefan Punongbayan (@Watdahel_Marcel) November 19, 2016
*Laughs like a Kumare having succeeded in that difficult stage on Candy Crush*
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