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8 Essential Rodrigo Duterte Quotes for Everyday Badassery

  • Posted on May 25, 2015May 25, 2015
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  • Kevin Christian L. Santos
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[dropcap letter=”A”]s further proof that Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte is basically Dirty Harry embodied, the Mayor admitted having ties with the Davao Death Squad, a group responsible for summary executions in the city. Was he apologetic? Hell no. He added that if he becomes president, the number of dead criminals by his hand will balloon to 50,000.

“Alam po pag ako ang presidente, I will warn you I do not covet the position. Pag naging presidente ako, magtago na kayo. Yung 1,000 n ayan it would reach 50,000. I will kill all you [expletive] breaking the life of the Filipino miserable. Papatayin ko talaga kayo.”

On second thought, Mayor Duterte’s a mix of Dirty Harry AND Jules Winnfield. And maybe a dash of honey badger. Honey badgers don’t take no shit.

It is this take-no-prisoners attitude that has endeared him to many people, with said people pushing Duterte to run for president. There was even a fun run to urge the Mayor to take higher office. The big question is, will he?

Before we get answers, let’s take a look at the badass mayor’s quotable quotes for your everyday use. We recommend using these anytime you witness any sort of injustice, just like the Mayor’s dedicated vigilance.

 

8. “I will not allow anybody to stop the young from partying,”


Via davaotoday.com

When you just want everyone to have a good time.

 

7. “Bullshit ka boy. Fuck you.”


Via professionalheckler.wordpress.com

When someone’s lying to your face.

 

6. “Just like Marlon Brando, I did it because it was my job. I did it not for my own glory, but because that was what the people expected me to do.”


Via mb.com.ph

When you do a good job of kicking ass and you’re trying to be modest.

 

5. “If I catch you lying, I will really pin you down. Siguraduhin mo lang na sigurado ka, baka ipapatay din kita for dragging me into something which I did not do.”


Via davaotoday.com

When someone tries to frame you for something you didn’t do.

 

4. “Our young men are presently too preoccupied with texting, Facebook, and other social media diversions that they don’t even know how to handle a rifle like we used to during our time.”


Via davaotoday.com

When you’ve just about had it with people and their addiction to smartphones.

 

3. “When a man humbles himself and apologizes for uttering a slur, that itself erases the wrong…to nurture residual hate against the guy is a human frailty.”


Via youtube.com

When someone mans up and apologizes to you.

 

2. “Do not fuck with my team. Hindi ako papayag ng ganun, anarchy? Paano tayo makakatulong kung lahat tayo puro mga actor?”


Via davaotoday.com

When you just want everyone to get along for the greater good.

 

1. “You will not survive, you can leave either vertically or horizontally.”


Via caraganews.net

When a bunch of no good thugs show up in your turf.

 

How about you? What are your memorable quotes from Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte?

 


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Kevin Christian L. Santos

Having a love for fart jokes and offensive humor, KC Santos isn't as mature an individual as he thought. He works as 8List.ph's social media manager while juggling migraines and occasional bouts of weeping. His passions include skateboarding, music, dinosaurs and scratching his nether regions.

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