Filipino fathers are not only the “haligi ng tahanan,” they are also our source for some of the corniest jokes we’ve ever heard. Though we can roll our eyes at these corny jokes all we want, we just can’t help but laugh at them. Some of the punchlines might take you a minute or two to understand, but we won’t judge you for your slow buffering time. And so, just in time for Father’s Day, here are some of our dads’ greatest hits!
Would Queen Elizabeth approve of this?
Bless his soul.
Just respect the non-compete agreement.
We’re in tears rn.
DNA reveal pls.
And just like that, the son understood it.
Whatever happened to this brand anyway?
He might not even have any NBI hits.
Which of these jokes have you heard from your dad? Let us know in the comments section!